Quote #19257
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by...
Quote #4157
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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There was never a great man who had not a great mother
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Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations he is only trying on one...
Quote #7410
Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
Quote #11820
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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The big, huge meteor headed toward the Earth. Could nothing stop it Maybe Bob...
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If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
Quote #2910
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.