Quote #13888
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Quote #10602
My own mind is my own church.
Quote #13506
Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by...
Quote #6054
History is more or less bunk.
Quote #180
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #8634
When you choose your friends, don’t be short-changed by choosing personality over character.
Quote #18862
When you are down and out something always turns up-and it is usually the...
Quote #19439
All television is children’s television.
Quote #3825
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.