Quote #13925
When you’re going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other...
Quote #4277
If you have a job without aggravation, you don’t have a job.
Quote #1390
I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that...
Quote #19263
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
Quote #10043
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #1010
Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.
Quote #7073
Many a man’s reputation would not know his character if they met on the...
Quote #10875
It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of...
Quote #9667
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Quote #30
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.