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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
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A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it...
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Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Leonardo DaVinci

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Iron rusts from disuse water loses its purity from stagnation and in cold weather...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters. One represents...
Robert Benchley

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Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
William Lloyd George

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He’s no failure. He’s not dead yet.
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If every day is an awakening, you will never grow old. You will just...
Colin Raye

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And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the...
Po Bronson

Quote #19605

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As I get older, I’ve learned to listen to people rather than accuse them...
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