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Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen’s round metal...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
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If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Stephen Leacock

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Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his...
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The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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Thinking to get at once all the gold the goose could give, he killed...
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Whatever may befall thee, it was preordained for thee from everlasting.
Fran Lebowitz

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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary...
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