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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
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No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor.
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Wisdom is what’s left after we’ve run out of personal opinions.
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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents...
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If all the year were playing holidays, To sport would be as tedious as...
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that,...
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If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Quote #4429
People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway.