Quote #13875
If the captain invited me to his party, after he had whipped me earlier...
Quote #17120
You will find it a very good practice always to verify your references sir.
Quote #16194
When we walk to the edge of all the light we have And take...
Quote #2834
Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but...
Quote #10017
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
Quote #14550
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
Quote #21783
Stupid is forever, ignorance can be fixed.
Quote #7014
There is nothing so ridiculous absurd* but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #17186
I believe the first test of a truly great man is his humility.
Quote #18498
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.