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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared...
Dorothy Sarnoff

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Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Josh Billings

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you...
Frederic William Maitland

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The essential matter of history is not what happened but what people thought or...
Erma Bombeck

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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.

Quote #11665

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The experience of democracy is like the experience of life itself-always changing, infinite in...
Plutarch

Quote #3958

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Silence at the proper season is wisdom, and better than any speech.
Thomas a Kempis

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The reflections on a day well spent furnish us with joys more pleasing than...
Johnny Carson

Quote #11648

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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Clarence Darrow

Quote #6310

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man’s...
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