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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
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A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
Quote #15734
God help those who do not help themselves.
Quote #13002
Family quarrels are bitter things. They don’t go according to any rules. They’re not...
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #17679
Under any conditions, anywhere, whatever you are doing, there is some ordinance under which...
Quote #18319
Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, life cries. Life gives up and life tries....
Quote #17435
You can’t reach your goals if you don’t try.
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If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than...
Quote #6449
Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...