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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13770

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Polish Proverb

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Fish, to taste good, must swim three times in water, in butter, and in...
Horace

Quote #8392

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Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1113

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All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times but to make...
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Quote #20699

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There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Madonna

Quote #20877

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That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we...
The Book of the Dead

Quote #19729

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Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I...
Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Quote #13165

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As long as a word remains unspoken, you are it’s master once you utter...
Bill Hoest

Quote #20479

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #10748

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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