Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #13614
Some people talk because they think sound is more manageable than silence.
Quote #1550
God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.
Quote #100
The most important things to say are those which often I did not think...
Quote #10677
You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
Quote #4310
In a heated argument we are apt to lose sight of the truth.
Quote #13789
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a...
Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #10709
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
Quote #2275
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely...