Quote #11135
First the grub, then the morals.
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball...
Quote #2407
…Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from...
Quote #2759
Anger as soon as fed is dead- ‘Tis starving makes it fat.
Quote #13446
It never pays to deal with the flyweights of the world. They take far...
Quote #12599
If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as...
Quote #8163
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we...
Quote #20602
If they give you ruled paper, write the other way.
Quote #13722
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.