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Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and...
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Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
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My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government — he promised Dad he’d...
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Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat...
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Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force like fire, a...
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Seeing a murder on television… can help work off one’s antagonisms. And if you...