Quote #13886
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Quote #10750
It gets late early out there.
Quote #14908
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...
Quote #6547
It’s innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn’t.
Quote #3401
Illusory joy is often worth more than genuine sorrow.
Quote #1670
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other...
Quote #13913
One thing a computer can do that most humans can’t is be sealed up...
Quote #693
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.
Quote #19877
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #4490
Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are,...