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Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
Quote #103
In order to be utterly happy the only thing necessary is to refrain from...
Quote #19260
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
Quote #13656
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #14703
A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
Quote #16664
What you don’t see with your eyes, don’t invent with your mouth.
Quote #7785
I agree with every word you write, and I can prove this in no...
Quote #6530
Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough....
Quote #17752
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #14168
Service… Giving what you don’t have to give. Giving when you don’t need to...