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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13921

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
Sophocles

Quote #1075

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Show me the man who keeps his house in hand, He’s fit for public...
Horace

Quote #8409

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20825

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Jean Baptiste Poquelin Molire

Quote #15751

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is a fine seasoning for joy to think of those we love.
Stephen William Hawking

Quote #14017

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.
Albert Einstein

Quote #9404

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
Ronald Reagan

Quote #8217

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know, it was only a generation ago that actors couldn’t be buried in...
Jeff Valdez

Quote #18509

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
French Proverb

Quote #4384

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our...
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