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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
Clarence Darrow

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Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
Jerry Seinfeld

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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Albert Einstein

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If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us...
Antoinette Brown Blackwell

Quote #19584

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Nature is just enough but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.
Johann von Goethe

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All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever...
Pablo Picasso

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Accidents, try to change them — it’s impossible. The accidental reveals man.
P. J. O'Rourke

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Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13633

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Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right, tell him it...
Mark Twain

Quote #1585

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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
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