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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13664

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Life is a gift of the immortal Gods, but living well is the gift...
Betty Naomi Friedan

Quote #13133

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It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.
Erma Bombeck

Quote #11024

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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5446

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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

Quote #10865

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Quote #6916

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Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet...
Woody Allen

Quote #2271

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Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Paul Gauguin

Quote #3607

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
Mark Twain

Quote #1765

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...
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