Quote #17881
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
Quote #13681
It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And...
Quote #10228
Truthfulness with me is hardly a virtue. I cannot discriminate between truths that and...
Quote #16540
You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
Quote #20027
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #14193
The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
Quote #5779
I’d rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are because a could-be...
Quote #4921
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #1898
Circumstance does not make me, it reveals me.
Quote #20518
Engineering is a great profession. There is the fascination of watching a figment of...