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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
F Scott

Quote #12997

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There was never a good biography of a good novelist. There couldn’t be. He...
Orson Welles

Quote #18863

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Gluttony is not a secret vice.
Mark Twain

Quote #1571

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Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.
John Locke

Quote #9469

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Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and...
Charles Rosin

Quote #21345

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There’s something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open...
Voltaire

Quote #6765

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There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be...
John Steinbeck

Quote #8520

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I know this–a man got to do what he got to do.
Kenneth A. Wells

Quote #1519

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A good listener tries to understand thoroughly what the other person is saying. In...
Edmund Burke

Quote #8009

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and...
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