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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
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The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern...
Quote #1608
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #3895
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden, but it is forbidden because it’s...
Quote #14790
I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #7378
There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it’s going to be a...
Quote #3106
Ambition is but avarice on stilts and masked.
Quote #7781
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
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Every young man would do well to remember that all successful business stands on...
Quote #6450
Ferris Cameron has never been in love — at least, nobody’s ever been in...