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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13842

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7004

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The spirit is the true self.
Leo C. Rosten

Quote #7796

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Aesop

Quote #5497

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Bertrand Russell

Quote #7556

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married,...
Fran Lebowitz

Quote #8442

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3862

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Energy and persistence conquer all thing.
Wayne Gretzky

Quote #6925

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them...
Rodney Dangerfield

Quote #12306

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far,...
George Herbert

Quote #14152

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every mile is two in winter.
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