Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #13842 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Leo C. Rosten Quote #7796 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.
Aesop Quote #5497 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Bertrand Russell Quote #7556 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men although he was twice married,...
Fran Lebowitz Quote #8442 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been...
Benjamin Franklin Quote #3862 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Energy and persistence conquer all thing.
Wayne Gretzky Quote #6925 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 I don’t like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don’t like them...
Rodney Dangerfield Quote #12306 Author admin Date November 1, 2013 Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far,...