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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
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We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.
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Woody Allen

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I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I...
Anthony Sampson

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In Britain, the segregated world of public schools crops up in all kinds of...
Publilius Syrus

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Speech is a mirror of the soul as a man speaks, so is he.
Mark Twain

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I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
There's Something About Mary

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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...
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