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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13746

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Aeschylus

Quote #9914

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In war, truth is the first casualty.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7272

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As this long and difficult war ends, I would like to address a few...
William Blake

Quote #3338

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Quote #20244

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
Danish proverb

Quote #7193

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No revenge is more honourable than the one not taken.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5253

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And...
Steven Wright

Quote #19266

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7276

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’d rather use the nuclear bomb…Does that bother you I just want you to...
Samuel Smiles

Quote #17550

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life will always be to a large extent what we ourselves make it.
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