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One is never as fortunate or as unfortunate as one thinks.
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When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,...
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #19070
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Keep your faith in all beautiful things in the sun when it is hidden,...
Quote #20516
Words without actions are the assassins of idealism.
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Love builds bridges where there are none.
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Every writer is a narcissist. This does not mean that he is vain it...
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The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess...