Quote #13379
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #11022
People are always asking couples whose marriage has endured at least a quarter of...
Quote #13833
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #8288
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are...
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #7873
Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there.
Quote #10096
That which comes after ever conforms to that which has gone before.
Quote #4809
Dwell as near as possible to the channel in which your life flows.
Quote #9747
When you take charge of your life, there is no longer need to ask...
Quote #6376
Bed is the poor man’s opera.