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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13880

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
P. G. Wodehouse

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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are...
John Andrew Holmes

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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
Don Fraser

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A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the...
Groucho Marx

Quote #20814

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of...
Laertius Diogenes

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Solon used to say that speech was the image of actions… that laws were...
Richard Hofstadter

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The delicate thing about the university is that it has a mixed character, that...
Lloyd Garrison

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On this subject I do not which to think, or speak, or write, with...
Anna Sewell

Quote #21477

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We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us...
May Sarton

Quote #17298

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.
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