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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you...
Thomas Tusser

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For the first fourteen years for a rod they do whine, For the next...
Betty Bender

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Anything I’ve ever done that ultimately was worthwhile… initially scared me to death.
Unknown

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Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Lois McMaster Bujold

Quote #19537

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It’s important that someone celebrate our existence… People are the only mirror we have...
William Congreve

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Men are apt to offend (’tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
Henry David Thoreau

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Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed...
Claude Louis Hector de Villars

Quote #18569

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God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
Henry Kissinger

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If you don’t know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere.
Wilson Mizner

Quote #15730

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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