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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings....
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If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to...
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Show me the man who keeps his house in hand, He’s fit for public...
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I...
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Quote #13806

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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
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