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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.
Carl Sagan

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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
Bob Newhart

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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
Robert Louis Stephenson

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To be truly happy is a question of how we begin and not of...
Leroy Robert Satchel Paige

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Age is a function of mind over matter if you don’t mind, it doesn’t...
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Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.
Guy Albert Lombardo

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Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in...
Shannon Lucid

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
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