Quote #20817
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
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One kernel is felt in a hogshead one drop of water helps to swell...
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With what you don’t know about me, I could just about fill the Grand...
Quote #9195
Hell is other people.
Quote #163
Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is...
Quote #7983
Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of...
Quote #4985
Love, free as air at sight of human ties, Spreads his light wings, and...
Quote #2184
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.