Quote #1405
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are...
Quote #8296
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Quote #3445
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Quote #9421
It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give...
Quote #20382
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
Quote #12823
We lost the American colonies because we lacked the statesmanship to know the right...
Quote #13838
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or...
Quote #21235
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
Quote #2762
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #14757
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...