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I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
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Education is the best provision for old age.
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and...
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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good’...
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Happy is he who can give himself up.