Quote #3224
BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
Quote #13725
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Quote #13220
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Three Spaniards, four opinions.
Quote #3949
The doubt of an earnest, thoughtful, patient and laborious mind is worthy of respect....
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A good friend is my nearest relation.
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I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I...
Quote #20538
It’s the possibility that when you’re dead you might still go on hurting that...