Quote #6628
The computer is a moron.
Quote #8356
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it...
Quote #9148
When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them.
Quote #15728
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
Quote #2376
There are certain persons for whom pure Truth is a poison.
Quote #18566
Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Quote #6250
I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for...
Quote #20494
And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.
Quote #13865
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be...
Quote #17754
When an American says that he loves his country, he … means that he...