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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13848

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
Peter Sellers

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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Arthur Miller

Quote #15699

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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Quote #16086

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No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Quote #17061

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More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of...
Malcolm X

Quote #21799

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The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
Thomas Carlyle

Quote #5549

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Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man but for one man who can stand...
Bill Watterson

Quote #18785

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Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.
George Eliot

Quote #1012

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s never too late to be who you might have been.
Assyrian Proverb

Quote #16580

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Fear the goat from the front, the horse from the rear and man from...
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