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Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
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Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or...
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You know how to paint a room real fast Just put paint rollers on...
Quote #20063
One must desire something to be alive.
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The Meaning Of Life The reason that we’re all here is that it was...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #9723
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.
Quote #746
A man running for office puts me in mind of a dog that’s lost–he...
Quote #7811
The golden opportunity you are seeking is in yourself. It is not in your...
Quote #17907
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.