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Wilson Mizner

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A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
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Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Great nations write their autobiographies in three manuscripts–the book of their deeds, the book...
Oscar Ameringer

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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....
Gallagher

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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
Joe Moore

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It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
Mario M Cuomo

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I am a trial lawyer. … Matilda says that at dinner on a good...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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