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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We used to laugh at Grandpa when he’d head off to go fishing. But...
S. J. Perelman

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Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Anatole France

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It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.
Lester Bowles Pearson

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The fact is that we prepare for war like giants, and for peace like...
Rainer Maria Rilke

Quote #5919

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Live the questions.
Edward R. Murrow

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The politician is … trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to...
Confucius

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The superior man…does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything what...
Woody Allen

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Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...
George Burns

Quote #7771

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I get a standing ovation jaust standing.
Frederick Douglas

Quote #3835

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A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult...
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