Quote #9602
A closed mouth catches no flies.
Quote #5078
Taxation WITH representation ain’t so hot either.
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
Quote #1751
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #5976
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
Quote #1396
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to...
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Each time we re-read a book we get more out of it because we...
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The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to...
Quote #4126
Pleasure is the beginning and the end of living happily.