Quote #21099
A man’s respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size...
Quote #1577
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.
Quote #20817
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
Quote #1476
All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They.
Quote #181
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
Quote #8447
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #19900
I don’t even butter my bread. I consider that cooking.
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #17865
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #20876
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.