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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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We are all born mad. Some remain so.
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She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
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Before we blame, we should first see if we can’t excuse.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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