Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #4064
All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will...
Quote #13672
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Quote #5362
Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety.
Quote #10016
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #10004
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
Quote #19340
Despise the enemy strategically, but take him seriously tactically.
Quote #12651
At different stages in our lives, the signs of love may vary dependence, attraction,...
Quote #11703
I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
Quote #7087
The idea that is not dangerous is not worthy of being called an idea...