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A liar should have a good memory.
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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Never judge someone till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, cause then you’re...
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Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader...
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No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary...