Quote #15951
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps,...
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The man who is not a socialist at twenty has no heart, but if...
Quote #17041
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...
Quote #14168
Service… Giving what you don’t have to give. Giving when you don’t need to...
Quote #19963
Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
Quote #9055
Frank It’s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds...
Quote #8439
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #11033
… it’s simply wrong to always order kids to stop that fighting. There are...
Quote #20346
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that...
Quote #21592
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a...