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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
Jeff Marder

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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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Start by doing what’s necessary then do what’s possible and suddenly you are doing...
Quintilian

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When defeat is inevitable, it is wisest to yield.
Steven Wright

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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an...
Laurence J. Peter

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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you...
George Eliot

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The tendancy of liberals is to create bodies of men and women-of all classes-detached...
Peter Cochrane

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Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who...
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was...
Harry Morris Warner

Quote #18740

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk
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