Quote #20028
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #2120
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.
Quote #20846
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Quote #462
Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
Quote #15568
If you love large, you’ve got to hurt large. If you’ve got a lot...
Quote #13746
If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
Quote #21687
Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
Quote #10009
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Quote #9927
To one extent, if you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all.
Quote #12115
In prosperity our friends know us in adversity we know our friends.