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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate....
Saint Augustine

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Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make...
Charles Peters

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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
John Varley

Quote #18526

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Fred Allen

Quote #10011

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Eric Hoffer

Quote #6338

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is by its promise of a sense of power that evil often attracts...
Laurence Sterne

Quote #17767

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing is so perfectly amusing as a total change of ideas.
Charles Lamb

Quote #15008

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Oprah Winfrey

Quote #19166

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity....
Sallust

Quote #1515

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
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