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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
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Funny is an attitude.
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No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into...
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Success has a simple formula do your best, and people may like it.
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Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much...
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A child miseducated is a child lost.
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I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school...
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If it were not for the company of fools, a witty man would often...