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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for...
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors,...
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The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd....
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
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Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune....
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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once....
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
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Don’t join the book burners. Don’t think you’re going to conceal faults by concealing...
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...